we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
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I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
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would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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