So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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