My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
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Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
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Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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