People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
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As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
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they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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