ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Randomize
