i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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