not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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