Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
The feeling are messing with the penis
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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