this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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