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I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
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he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
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They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
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