But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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