ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
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i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
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I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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