well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
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the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
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She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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