But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
