Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
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Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
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Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
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