Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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