Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
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He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
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Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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