we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
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My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
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Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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