There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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