I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I think people are normalizing furries
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Randomize
