I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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