Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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