It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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