Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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