You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Randomize
