is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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