who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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