32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
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She told me I should be a condom model.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
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i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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