I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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