FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
time to smoke my breakfast
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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