you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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