If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
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she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
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You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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