Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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