I am spending my child support on dildos
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
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Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
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So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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