Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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