He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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