come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
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I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
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This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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