We're like a lot better than the average bears
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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