There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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