quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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