Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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