no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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