I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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