She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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