did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Randomize
