Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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