I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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