her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
she peed on how many people?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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