I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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