hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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