my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
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For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
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I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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