even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Who died my cat blue again?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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