I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
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The strip club called, they have your shoe.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
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Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig