I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
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I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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